Site update — and your product request for Theory that we are in a galactic preschool

Theory that we are in a galactic preschool




Our thanks to those of you who have expressed your interest in Alien Abductions, Incorporated by subscribing to our RSS feed, signing up for our release notification list, and sending us email!


With regards to the Web site relaunch, work continues to go well and we expect to release the updated site at the end of September. We’ll continue to roll out exciting new features and functionality after that, as well, so keep watching here for Web site update notifications though the fall of 2007.


We here at AAI also appreciate the feedback that you’ve been providing regarding our tentative new offerings, but there are a few points that we should clarify. First, while our desire to combat the many misconceptions about the science of para-abductology has led us to seriously consider offering Abduction Experience guides for “do it yourselfers,” it is important to remember that AAI’s scientists, hypnotists, and memory implant technicians are very highly trained professionals: our staff is capable of implanting very sophisticated Abduction Experience scenarios that an amateur can not realistically expect to reproduce.


In short, we understand the interest in seeing our more popular scenarios made available in this DIY format, but it is unlikely that that “A Night on the Brooklyn Bridge,” “The Lambeth Road Conspiracy,” or “Tiajuana Puzzle” could be made available in this manner.


We’ve also seen a number of requests from individuals who have heard about our extensive audio-visual archive. While it is possible that we will make certain materials available online, we feel that it would be inappropriate to provide access to the more “explicit” films and recordings outside of a strictly controlled research environment. Again, we fully understand the interest in this material, but do not anticipate making it available outside of supervised sessions at our facilities.


Keep the requests and comments coming in for Theory that we are in a galactic preschool


We here at AAI are looking for your help. As we revise and update our Web presence, we would like to know what products and services you would be interested in receiving via our Web site.


It goes without saying that online access to the Abductalizer will return, as will selected promotional products like our popular t-shirts, but we’d like to know what other offerings you would like to access from the comfort and privacy of your own homes.


Based on current client input, we are considering publications, audio guides, and an expanded line of promotional products:


Home Abduction Experience guides for the DIY set

Limited ion printings of the Classic Texts of Para-Abductology

CDs of our pre-implantation orientation materials, for convenient at-home study

Software downloads, including desktop Abductalizer access

If these products are of interest to you, or if you have another special request, please send us an email at [email protected] to let us know so that we can offer the products and services that you are most interested in!